I think that I was a dog that it would be pretty awesome but lame at the same time. It would be awesome because if your owner doesn't take you outside you can just go to the bathroom on the floor, you never have to go get your own food or water, pretty much everyone loves you, etc. But it would be lame because your owner might forget to feed you one day, people cant understand what you're saying, you cant go handout with other dogs whenever you want ( unless there's another dog in the house). But if I were I dog, I would go around destroying everything; peoples faces, couches, tables, beds, etc.